We get deep into the theoretical lore of the Need For Speed/FIFA expanded universe, engage in some even-more-intense-than-usual Sir Anthony Hopkins roleplay, and consider the potential benefits inherent in claiming to have invented Shrek. Matthew considers writing a magazine entirely about microtransactions and the Epic Games Store, and the podcast’s pantheon of troubling supernatural entitities is expanded to include a being known as the Alabaster Titan. You can listen above, or on on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, or Pocket Casts. You can find the RSS feed here, and you can discuss the episode on our Discord channel, which has a dedicated room for podcast chat. Music is by Jack de Quidt. Don’t forget to check out our merch to get your very own Cavern Of Lies tee. Links Matthew discusses his experience with The Great Ace Attorney this week, while Nate has been having his very own “Mister Beast” experience with the latest Total Warhammer 2 DLC. The narrative possibilities of Need For Speed tie-in fiction are examined and found to be bleak indeed, while the Epic Games Store comes up for light debate. Let’s be real here: this week was pretty light on PC games chat, even for the EWS. Recommendations were for Bath-based food stall JC’s kitchen, and video lecture streaming service Wondrium, where Nate has been learning all about ancient Mesopotamia.